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НЕЗА&#

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 6, 2011, 2:14 AM
"Cпасибо, спасибо! But, I have to ask, how did you know?! They're are so rarely considered an aphrodisiac."

He smiled, and graced her eyes a glimpse of his (as a gift, and nothing more), "Oh, you repugnant, beautiful fiend.. What can I say? I'm fucking gifted. Here," he said, pulling from his jacket pocket eight or more scraps of pen-raped page... "heave your eyes on these haikus. I wrote them all in a three day binge of shuffled Crystal Castles, all ripped to 64 kbps for optimal distort. Are you wet yet? I kinda have somewhere to be..."


The title is meant to be 'НЕЗАЧТО', for the record...




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  • Mood: Speechless
  • Listening to: Vaux's Plague Music + Ágætis byrjun &
  • Playing: Pokémon Crystal on GBC. </fashionable>
  • Eating: Xanthe's bok choy.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Brisbane, Australia.
  • Interests: Vulturesque omnivores. Post-op Vireo confessions.
  • Favourite movie: DiG!Donnie DarkoEternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindLost & DeliriousMeeting People Is Easy
  • Favourite band or musician: Devin Townsend. Trent Reznor. Kanye West.
  • Favourite genre of music: Industrial Antmusic. Moog Trance-polka. Autotuned orgasms.
  • Favourite artist: Android Jones. Floria Sigismondi.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Plath, perhaps.
  • Favourite style of art: Censorship. Camwhores. Plagiarism. Happy accidents.
  • Operating System: PlayStation.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Buttercup Festival; series 2, page 31.
  • Favourite game: Primal. Silent Hill 2 & 3. Mirror's Edge.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Dreamcast. Atari 2600. Nokia N-Gage.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jane Lane.
  • Personal Quote: "FUCKING HELL TIME BUDDY!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Biro. The GIMP. JVC. Cheap lenses from China. Final Cut.

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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's July 26th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Hello!:iconbirthdaycupcakeplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!


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~HeartNexus May 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Live long and prosper( Just because I am that random)

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Go drown yourself in bleach. (Just because I am that sincere.)

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~HeartNexus May 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
WOW! you must be SUPER constipated, go swallow a bottle of laxatives. You need to empty the CRAP out of your system. And I still wish you the best, and yes I still want you to live long and prosper. :)

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:iconchiiildd:
(Just because you are that random..?)

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*Cyril-Helnwein Mar 21, 2011  Professional Photographer
Cheers for the favs!

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Thank *Akatsuki1125; without the journal feature I'd not have seen your work.

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~Beyond-Hope-23 Mar 11, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the favourite :)

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~ph03nyX Mar 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the favorites and the kind comment.

Since you're a pretty nice guy and have an awesome gallery, consider yourself watched! ;)
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BOOYAH!
*uses all the confetti I've been saving up for the last eight years*

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Thanks for the favs!

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BAAAAAAH. I just watched Stale for the first time (I don't know, kick me if you like) FUCK THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE would you kill me if I said it strongly reminded me of Tool?
Of the Schism video to be exact.


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..I swear you've commented on Stale before... :/

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