"Cпасибо, спасибо! But, I have to ask, how did you know?! They're are so rarely considered an aphrodisiac."
He smiled, and graced her eyes a glimpse of his (as a gift, and nothing more), "Oh, you repugnant, beautiful fiend.. What can I say? I'm fucking gifted. Here," he said, pulling from his jacket pocket eight or more scraps of pen-raped page... "heave your eyes on these haikus. I wrote them all in a three day binge of shuffled Crystal Castles, all ripped to 64 kbps for optimal distort. Are you wet yet? I kinda have somewhere to be..."
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