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chiiildd

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My Bio
Current Residence: Brisbane, Australia.
Favourite genre of music: Industrial Antmusic. Moog Trance-polka. Autotuned orgasms.
Favourite style of art: Censorship. Camwhores. Plagiarism. Happy accidents.
Operating System: PlayStation.
Wallpaper of choice: Buttercup Festival; series 2, page 31.
Favourite cartoon character: Jane Lane.
Personal Quote: "FUCKING HELL TIME BUDDY!"

Favourite Visual Artist
Android Jones. Floria Sigismondi.
Favourite Movies
DiG!Donnie DarkoEternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindLost & DeliriousMeeting People Is Easy
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Devin Townsend. Trent Reznor. Kanye West.
Favourite Writers
Plath, perhaps.
Favourite Games
Primal. Silent Hill 2 & 3. Mirror's Edge.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Dreamcast. Atari 2600. Nokia N-Gage.
Tools of the Trade
Biro. The GIMP. JVC. Cheap lenses from China. Final Cut.
Other Interests
Vulturesque omnivores. Post-op Vireo confessions.

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"Cпасибо, спасибо! But, I have to ask, how did you know?! They're are so rarely considered an aphrodisiac." He smiled, and graced her eyes a glimpse of his (as a gift, and nothing more), "Oh, you repugnant, beautiful fiend.. What can I say? I'm fucking gifted. Here," he said, pulling from his jacket pocket eight or more scraps of pen-raped page... "heave your eyes on these haikus. I wrote them all in a three day binge of shuffled Crystal Castles, all ripped to 64 kbps for optimal distort. Are you wet yet? I kinda have somewhere to be..." The title is meant to be '
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Bear with me.

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This is going to sound stupid, and you're going to say no, but bear with me. ...hmm. So essentially, I'm moving out of this house *points around* over the next two weeks, into a house all the way over THERE *points that way*, away from those people *points at photograph on wall* and in with that guy and his antisocial girlfriend *points very rudely at near-stranger's  face*, and I need a cool image on my wall that screams "Well, THAT'S COOL." that will be on THAT VERY END of the bedroom I encompass in this aforementioned residence, since I've worked it out, that the whole room (being rectangular and rather long [Not what she said, for she at
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Don't you just hate 'polls' with only one answer, clogging up your message-center and wasting some of your precious, dwindling attention span?

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Oh, dude, I know. Fuckin' A.
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Hello!:iconyaayplz:
Happy [early] birthday!
May all of your wishes come true - today and always!
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's July 26th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Hello!:iconbirthdaycupcakeplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
Live long and prosper( Just because I am that random)
Go drown yourself in bleach. (Just because I am that sincere.)
WOW! you must be SUPER constipated, go swallow a bottle of laxatives. You need to empty the CRAP out of your system. And I still wish you the best, and yes I still want you to live long and prosper. :)